101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes

July 19, 2007 | In Movies & TV | No Comments

With the Simpsons movie just a few days away, I found a rather enjoyable blog post that includes over 100 fantastic Simpsons quotes. Imagine them in your mind with the voices you know and love.

Some of my favorites:

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet – Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

There are so many more that are amazingly funny, but you actually have to head over to Blogzarro.com for the rest.